The Man With No Belly Button…

Let me tell you a story about a man, this man had no belly button,

Everytime he stood in front of the mirror, he couldn't stop looking,

He wanted to go swimming, jump off the highest diving board!

He knows people will stare, so he said to people "I can't afford"

One day, he had a brilliant idea! He got a black marker and drew one on,

He even bought armband's and a rubber ring, in the shape of a swan!

So, on a Saturday morning with his towel rolled under his arm,

He decided, the day was the day, that he'll venture off his farm,

As he got changed into his Speedos, he looked in the mirror and was very proud of his artwork,

With his floaters on his arms and sally the swan round his waist, straight to the diving board,

Step by step with excitement, his knobbley knees, clacking together,

At the top, arms stretched up high, ready to dive, "this is the best day ever!"

BOUNCE!

PLUNGE!

The brave man walked the plank!

2 litres of water, he must've drank!

He lost Sally as well as losing the plot!

Swallowing everything, even his own snots!

He swam to edge and got out of the pool,

He looked down and felt like a right fool!

His belly button turned into a snail trail!

"This can't be happening, I was so brave!"

Running down, changing the colour of his Speedos,

With one armband on, deaf as a door post "what a weirdo!"

This man was called "no belly button Harvey"

What he should've done...

Was just buy a sharpie!